1/*
2 * Copyright (c) 1996, 1998, 1999 Todd C. Miller <Todd.Miller@courtesan.com>
3 *
4 * Permission to use, copy, modify, and distribute this software for any
5 * purpose with or without fee is hereby granted, provided that the above
6 * copyright notice and this permission notice appear in all copies.
7 *
8 * THE SOFTWARE IS PROVIDED "AS IS" AND THE AUTHOR DISCLAIMS ALL WARRANTIES
9 * WITH REGARD TO THIS SOFTWARE INCLUDING ALL IMPLIED WARRANTIES OF
10 * MERCHANTABILITY AND FITNESS. IN NO EVENT SHALL THE AUTHOR BE LIABLE FOR
11 * ANY SPECIAL, DIRECT, INDIRECT, OR CONSEQUENTIAL DAMAGES OR ANY DAMAGES
12 * WHATSOEVER RESULTING FROM LOSS OF USE, DATA OR PROFITS, WHETHER IN AN
13 * ACTION OF CONTRACT, NEGLIGENCE OR OTHER TORTIOUS ACTION, ARISING OUT OF
14 * OR IN CONNECTION WITH THE USE OR PERFORMANCE OF THIS SOFTWARE.
15 */
16
17#ifndef _SUDO_INS_2001_H
18#define _SUDO_INS_2001_H
19
20    /*
21     * HAL insults (paraphrased) from 2001.
22     */
23
24    "Just what do you think you're doing Dave?",
25    "It can only be attributed to human error.",
26    "That's something I cannot allow to happen.",
27    "My mind is going. I can feel it.",
28    "Sorry about this, I know it's a bit silly.",
29    "Take a stress pill and think things over.",
30    "This mission is too important for me to allow you to jeopardize it.",
31    "I feel much better now.",
32
33#endif /* _SUDO_INS_2001_H */
34