1/* 2 * Copyright (c) 1996, 1998, 1999 Todd C. Miller <Todd.Miller@courtesan.com> 3 * 4 * Permission to use, copy, modify, and distribute this software for any 5 * purpose with or without fee is hereby granted, provided that the above 6 * copyright notice and this permission notice appear in all copies. 7 * 8 * THE SOFTWARE IS PROVIDED "AS IS" AND THE AUTHOR DISCLAIMS ALL WARRANTIES 9 * WITH REGARD TO THIS SOFTWARE INCLUDING ALL IMPLIED WARRANTIES OF 10 * MERCHANTABILITY AND FITNESS. IN NO EVENT SHALL THE AUTHOR BE LIABLE FOR 11 * ANY SPECIAL, DIRECT, INDIRECT, OR CONSEQUENTIAL DAMAGES OR ANY DAMAGES 12 * WHATSOEVER RESULTING FROM LOSS OF USE, DATA OR PROFITS, WHETHER IN AN 13 * ACTION OF CONTRACT, NEGLIGENCE OR OTHER TORTIOUS ACTION, ARISING OUT OF 14 * OR IN CONNECTION WITH THE USE OR PERFORMANCE OF THIS SOFTWARE. 15 */ 16 17#ifndef _SUDO_INS_2001_H 18#define _SUDO_INS_2001_H 19 20 /* 21 * HAL insults (paraphrased) from 2001. 22 */ 23 24 "Just what do you think you're doing Dave?", 25 "It can only be attributed to human error.", 26 "That's something I cannot allow to happen.", 27 "My mind is going. I can feel it.", 28 "Sorry about this, I know it's a bit silly.", 29 "Take a stress pill and think things over.", 30 "This mission is too important for me to allow you to jeopardize it.", 31 "I feel much better now.", 32 33#endif /* _SUDO_INS_2001_H */ 34